What I Googled

I’m sure with a title like that, you’re expecting something weird or at least mildly funny.

I’m giving you neither.

But if you looked in my Google search history, you’d probably see…

Whole Foods.

 

Because when work is crazy busy and you volunteer to stay late, and you need dinner immediately after you leave, WF is your number one choice.

For the record, WF closes at 9 PM.

Noodles and Co.

Because if it’s after 9 PM, you need a back up plan.

For the record, Noodles closes at 10 PM, but if there’s no one in the parking lot, you should probably just go home and make scrambled eggs because chances are they’ve already cleaned everything up and will hate you if you go in to order food.

Celebrity marathon times.

Don’t ask.

But seriously, I know how I’m crossing finish lines from now on.

“Can anyone run a marathon?”

 

Seriously, don’t ask.  I’m having irrational thoughts lately.

Suburgatory cast.

I was too quick to judge this one based just on the 30-second preview.  This show is hilarious!!

And for the record, the dad is Elton from Clueless.

Swan Lake tickets.

The Colorado Ballet is performing SL this year, and my former-dancer self is itching to see it.

But if I have to wait until February to see Peter Pan instead, so be it.

Difference between roux and béchamel. 

For the record, a roux is made of flour and butter.  A béchamel starts with a roux but you add milk.

And because I’m sure you’ll be as surprised as I was, there’s also something called a mornay, which starts with a béchamel but you add cheese.

These all sound delicious.

Colorado triathlons.

Clearly I am suffering from “what-am-I-going-to-train-for-next??” syndrome. 

It will pass.

My name.

And I’ll have you know, nothing even remotely cool came up. 

 

Unless that cow and I share the same name, in which case, that cow is awesome.

So there you have it.  My dumb random and incredibly unimportant Google searches.

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What funny things have you recently Googled?