Vacation Highlight: New Orleans Sights
I know you thought you saw it all yesterday – picture overload? – but Nola isn’t all about food. Every time I visit, which is a lot, I find new things to do and new sights to see.
Are you wondering when I possibly had time to do anything other than eat? Me too. But somehow I did.
So what was I doing when I wasn’t eating?
Jazz Festing
I’m not sure if this band was called Papa Grows Funk or Papa Knows Funk, either way they were funky. And fun ![]()
For the record, Michael Franti > Kid Rock, no matter how many people told me Kid Rock puts on a great show!
And for the record it may have been snowing back in Colorado but New Orleans in May is already hot.
I see you, Uncle.
Lizard spotting.
A prize to the person who can locate the lizard among the leaves.
French Quarter exploring.
It’s windy by the river and our hair wouldn’t cooperate.
But it resulted in my favorite picture from the trip. Kudos on capturing the moment, Joey.
Street car riding.
Fact: If you call the street car a trolley, you will sound like an idiot.
Magazine Street gallivanting.
Garden District touring.
That area is apparently full of all kinds of haunted homes. Creeeeepy.
What’s up, Sandra Bullock?
Boxer snot dodging.
Zephyr game watching.
Spillway visiting.
There’s so much water there. It scares me ![]()
Bourbon Street experiencing.
Drink a Hand Grenade from Tropical Isle: check!
And after you’ve seen everything there is to see, you sit and relax on the porch.
Is having a big porch with a fan and a blue painted ceiling a necessity in the south?
What’s the funniest vacation activity you’ve participated in?
Or
Do you have a big porch with rocking chairs that I can come sit in?
Vacation Highlights: New Orleans Food
New Orleans is something else. Really, there’s no place quite like it. And there’s no place with food like New Orleans.
Good thing I ate lots of it while we were there, although I did that last time too so I’m sure that comes as no surprise.
Allow me to highlight some foodie moments from my vacation.
Boiled crawfish are required.
“Suck the head and pinch the tail” – don’t even grimace, crawfish are good and really they’re just like baby lobsters, right?
Our first full day in Nola was spent at The New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival, more on that later but let me give you an idea of the eating that went down on that day.
Can you see all those signs?? So many choices! Luckily, the portions are small and you can taste lots. Especially when you’re there for a majority of the day.
Let’s see, between 4 of us we had:
- Cochon de Lait (it’s like a pulled pork sandwich, from what I could see anyways)
- Fried eggplant with crawfish sauce
- Crab cake
- Mirliton stuffing (mirlitons (pronounced melitahn) are a type of squash)
- Gumbo
- Crawfish stuffed bread, oh baby
- Crawfish Madeleine (it’s a creamy pasta dish)
I had the gumbo to myself and tasted bites of the rest so I got to taste some of it all.
Parkway Bakery and Tavern
If it’s good enough for the president, it’s good enough for me! Apparently Obama has been there. I hope he got the reuben because I tasted my sister’s and it was “oh-my-god-good.” As for me, I ordered a grilled caprese the size of my head.
Like my hat? I forgot I had it on and wore it through the entire meal. The best part about this place, aside from the reuben and the Barq’s rootbeer in a bottle and the unique method they use for keeping flies away from the outdoor seating area…
Pennies in a bag?
Was that they let you use a singer’s name for your order. “Alison Krauss, your order’s up!”
The search for a tasty and authentic muffaletta.
A muffaletta is a meat heavy sandwich but when in Rome, right?
I ate a veggie one at Café Maspero and was disappointed so I tried again at Koz’s and got the real deal, no vegetarian this time.
Tasted a little too baloney-ish for me. I ordered half and only managed to eat half of the half, but cut me a break, muffalettas are huge.
I need to eat more sandwiches that involve an olive salad.
Until next time, muffaletta.
Crescent City Pie & Sausage Company
This place did not disappoint.
My uncle, Joey and I split three dishes:
- The two pie: veggie pie and seafood pie
- Margherita pizza
- Pan-fried mac and cheese
Gah, why didn’t I take a picture of that mac and cheese? It was so so good.
Middendorf’s never disappoints. The drive is so worth it.
For Joey who’d never had fried soft shell crab.
He was brave and got fried catfish. Joey is many things, but scared to try new things is not one of them.
Mom got stuffed crab.
But the stuffed shrimp is better. My sister and I shared. You know something’s good when you take the last bite and are instantly sad that it’s all gone.
And in case you’re not already saying, “Where is Lauren and who is this fried food, meat-eating girl?” I have to admit that I had fried chicken at Willie Mae’s.
Because when the food network says a restaurant serves “the best fried chicken,” you know I have to try it. Fried chicken once won’t kill me.
The last restaurant we ate at was Huevos and it only seemed right to order the huevos rancheros.
The waitress asked how I wanted my eggs and I said scrambled but apparently real huevos rancheros come with over easy eggs? I’m an inexperienced huevos eater.
As much food as this post has, it’s not everything. There was lots of homemade goodies, like red beans and rice, gumbo and white chocolate bread pudding, plus shrimp po-boys, fresh shrimp tacos, beignets and many many snowballs – refer to this post if you don’t know what a snowball is.
Have you ever been to New Orleans?
What’s the best thing you’ve ever eaten while on vacation?
Test Time
I’m home, friends. Let the month-long period in which I wake up every morning feeling depressed because I’m no longer in New Orleans begin. Seriously, it happens every time.
Although I’d love to launch into a detailed recap of my vacation (the people, the activities, the food), I woke up at 5 AM to be on a 7:30 flight home and well, I’m just plain tired. I can’t muster the strength to go through all the 100+ pictures I took or look at moments that are now only distant not-so-distant memories. You understand, right? I knew you would.
But, fear no more my friends because I do plan on sharing something with you.
It’s a test. Multiple choice, true/false and fill in the blank. And you have 50 minutes to take it. Just kidding, it’s summer and there’s no real tests here ![]()
A Not-So-Serious Test
1. Joey is now once again a Coca-Cola addict after 4 clean months.
Answer: Remains to be undetermined but I think that far off look in his eye can only be a sign of bad things to come.
2. Egg salad sandwiches may be a cholesterol nightmare but they sure do taste good. Especially when your mom homemakes/packs it for you to eat at the airport.
Answer: Undeniably true.
3. First real meal in New Orleans?
A. A snoball
B. A muffaletta
C. Crawfish
D. A beignet
If you have no idea what any of those foods are feel free to skip to number 4.
Answer: It was crawfish. Don’t judge, it’s totally normal. And don’t think I even came close to eating that sausage.
4. My new favorite hobby is .
If you answered ‘taking pictures of Joey tweeting, eating or just making weird faces’ then you’re correct.
Lookin good, boo. Lookin good.
Not that the faces I make are much better…
5. You’re never too old to ride the carousel.
Answer: True. Duh. And I’m clearly enjoying the ride a little too much as evidenced by that ‘I’m in my own world’ look on my face.
6. The scariest thing you will see on Bourbon Street is .
A. Your mom watching you chug a “Hand Grenade”
B. The ground. That thing is DIRTY
C. Too many bachelorette parties, karaoke bars and strange bouncers trying to wave you into a bar
D. Not enough clothes on the girls inside those bars
E. This…
At exactly midnight, in case you can’t make out the time on the clock.
Answer: F, all of the above.
7. Besides reaffirming a Coca-Cola addiction, the next best way to entertain yourself on a plane is to .
I actually kinda wish you all could fill that answer in!
Answer: Write a grocery list on the back of your boarding pass.
After that comes ‘Attempt to nap until you wake up because you’re drooling on yourself’ and ‘Try not to look crazy while attempting to itch one of the 20 mosquito bites you have on your legs.’ But those are just my answers.
8. The first thing I did when I got home was:
A. Shower
B. Unpack
C. Go back to bed
D. Go spend way too much money on groceries at Whole Foods, and why not pick up lunch while you’re there too.
Answer: Laundry, hygiene and sleep can wait. It’s food I’m concerned with.
And now my breath smells like red onions, mmmm.
I better go tend to those unpacked groceries and clothes.
What’s the first thing you do when you get back from vacation?
